A Jen Too Many

We'll see if this works.

Posting through my phone because the computer is not currently working. Neither is the oven, which needs a new element.

I am seriously considering replacing the water heater as a preemptive strike, as it is the only major household appliance we have not had to repair in the last year, and it is probably only a matter of time.

(I do NOT like trying to type on a cell phone keyboard.)

We will be offline for an indefinite period.

I am living in terror. Now that everything from the car to the fridge has gone kaput, what's next? An alien invasion?