Funny Things My Kids Have Said #2568
The context: Watching a movie that featured a scene of the first Christmas.
Oldest Girl Child: That's Mary. Like Mary had a little lamb.
Mommy: Different Mary.
OGC: Oh.
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The context: While looking at Mommy's scriptures, during Sacrament.
YGC: Is every page important?
Mommy: Yes, dear.
YGC: (Spots a highlighted verse) Look! Someone colored!
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The context: Storytime at the library during a preschool fieldtrip.
The Librarian: ...because he didn't want to get just underwear and socks like last Christmas! (Turns to children) You don't want to get underwear and socks for Christmas either, do you?
YGC: I don't wear underwear!
And all the mothers in the room laughed hysterically while Mommy blushed bright red and tried to think of a way to tactfully rebut her daughter.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
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Well I Thought It Was Funny,
YGC
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2 comments:
Context: Daughter at library story time days after reading the Wolf's version of the Three Little Pigs (he was just trying to ask for sugar)
Librarian: And the wolf knocked on the second little pigs house... what do you think he wanted with that pig?
Daughter: Sugar!!!
Room goes silent everyone looks over at her and laughs (since no one had a clue about context) and she bursts into tears.
Oh, poor little kiddo! That's so funny, though. :)
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