A Jen Too Many

Conversation between the girls, while playing around and under the Christmas tree, with various dolls and sundry stuffed animals:

Youngest Girl Child: Attend (translated: pretend) we had a sleepover

Oldest Girl Child: So we can wear our capes!

YGC: Yes.

OGC: The kitty is alright!

YGC: Attend your kitty liked it

OGC: Does she like it? I'm glad.

YGC: Attend she has to stay in the cage. (pause) Santa came last night!

OGC: He did? Is she alright? Did you see Santa? Tell me you didn't!

YGC: I did! Just kidding!

OGC: Come 'ere girl. (gasp) You kicked her! Just kidding. (to the stuffed cat) You need to be washed! You have fleas. Friend, can you hold her still? Kitty! Don't worry, it's gone. Now!

YGC: I'll hold her. Meow, meow, meow. Attend you messed her up.

OGC: Meow, meow, meow. You've got to shake her!

YGC: Attend she didn't like it and she was crying.

OGC: She's hiding. (to the stuffed cat) Don't worry! We'll fix it! Pretend when she said that she came right back up. (to the stuffed cat again) It looks like you like it. (brushing the cat's hair)

(discussion about the right way to brush a cat)

OGC: Pretend this is her home

YGC: And her kittens slept in the Christmas tree. Attend her kitten was sleeping.

Continuing on like this for quite some time...